pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

(Source: videohall, via gingerblivet)

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

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- Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via cutiebabykitten)

(Source: fawnbabe, via amy-in-wonderland)

massachusettsprep:

the-navy-taxi:

I have no clue what I’m going to do with them but they are super cute! 🐳

I made these a few months ago and I still have no ideas as to what I should do with them! They’re way too cute though!!

massachusettsprep:

the-navy-taxi:

I have no clue what I’m going to do with them but they are super cute! 🐳

I made these a few months ago and I still have no ideas as to what I should do with them! They’re way too cute though!!

(via lauren0829)

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via sasssholee)